JENSEN, JARED AND MISHA WITH THEIR SONS
[This is a prelude to this post]
AT AGE 1
JENSEN: I TAUGHT MY SON HOW TO CRY PROPERLY. OKAY GO!
JENSEN’S SON: *CRIES ONE PERFECT TEAR*JARED: I TAUGHT MY SON HOW TO MAKE PROPER NOISES
JARED’S SON: BARK!MISHA: I TAUGHT MY SON HIS FIRST WORDS
WEST: WORLD DOMINATION!AT AGE 3
JENSEN’S SON: THANK YOU FOR THIS KEN DOLL, DADDY
JENSEN: THAT’S NOT A KEN DOLL, THAT’S AN ACTION FIGURE OF MEJARED’S SON: CAN WE PLAY MY FAVORITE GAME, DAD?
JARED: WHICH ONE?
JARED’S SON: THE ONE WHERE I GET TO TOUCH THE MOON.
JARED: OKAY GET ON MY SHOULDERSWEST: DADDY, READ ME A BED TIME STORY
MISHA: OKAY, HOW BOUT, ‘PLEASE GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP’?
WEST: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME?
MISHA: THAT’S THE TITLE OF THE BOOK.
H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S!!! LMAO
